mamalaz:

Peggy Carter as Captain America AU (Captain Britain?)

In which Erskine finds Peggy first and Steve never got the serum (but they still got together because of course they did).

mamalaz:

Peggy as Tony’s Godmother AU - Part Seven

Sometimes Peggy has good days, most of the time she doesn’t. This leads Tony to build a little something called BARF to help her with her memories.

All the other parts of the Godmother Peggy AU

molotov-cocktease:

Why do people get so offended when you tell them not to touch you? Like?

glenn-the-cinnamon-roll-rhee:

mamalaz:

bauliya:

mamalaz:

whoopace-kosi:

mamalaz:

mamalaz:

Avengers AU - If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

My other Avengers AUs

Just wanted to add:

hate to be That Guy but who’s gonna put the Infinity War gif in ????

now add the umbrella scene for all the sadness you’ve caused me

He probably got it from Pepper this time

kellyclowers:

alexasenna:

theskoomacat:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

It’s a mink

parkersmiles:

“…𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶.”

counsellorsuggestion:

rottentrauma:

counsellorsuggestion:

stop insulting yourself. it doesn’t help.

But what if it’s true

it still doesn’t help. you can call yourself as many names as you want, but it won’t make you a better, happier, healthier or kinder person.

punishment doesn’t work. only positive reinforcement does. be kind to yourself and get better.

bivalkyrie:

And I’ve been far, and I’ve been so deep
Now I find it harder and harder to breathe

–– Dua Lipa, New Love

buckystevedaily:

bonus:

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

blackfashion:

The official trailer for Little Movie, starring Regina Hall, Issa Rae, and Marsai Martin recently dropped and all we can do on this side is LMFAO. 

“Little” is an irreverent new comedy about the price of success, the power of sisterhood and having a second chance to grow up and glow up right.

 Directed by: Tina Gordon 

cptsteven:

Requested: Captain!Bucky + Smiling

Damn, I’m actually getting pretty good at this. 

Bucky Barnes as Captain America (Earth-616)

i-am-irondad:

- Steven Rogers,  Avengers vs. New Ultimates Issue 4